I felt that being Christmas I need to give you something special. I know I have been kind of lay back lately and have really not giving you one single tip on making money and be a productive blogger. So I think this will be one of the most commented post and also one of the most linked back post I have ever written. I have to say I am genius you will see how after you finish reading the post you will be ready to make tons of money and you will become one of the most productive bloggers out there. And no not to make you waste any more time I leave you with Sometimes Blogging is Like Painting a Wall.
As we get accustomed to our new multi-million dollar home that you can not afford, I was inspired by the things we are doing in our new house to write this post and how you will be able to apply this to blogging and making money online.
In today’s video I wanted to show you how to paint a wall…
Our walls are brand new, I know you have no idea how that feels because you folks always have to either buy a used home or even worst most of you rent anyway. Now imagine our brand new walls that are painted white and I have no idea how we can relate this to blogging but just imagine it anyway.
Now as I take time painting on the video you will notice the attention to detail, this is the same attention to detail you will have to do with your blogging. Now if I do not pay attention I will make a mess and so will you with your blogging.
Now after I finish painting I will have a beautiful wall again I have no fucking idea how this relates to you blogging or making money but I just felt like showing you losers that read my blog and to the 36049 Feed Burner subscribers how I can waste your fucking time reading this bullshit instead of getting back links to promote your blog. Now after you wasted over 8 minutes on this crap go and be another dumb fuck loser and go vote for me at Bloggers Choice Awards I am currently first with 68 votes but I know you want me to stay first so I can keep charging 2,500 dollars a month for an ad and I can keep watching my grass grow and pay my mortgage.
LOL … shit … apparently yesterday’s post was a “test”, and many of us failed miserably.
Reminds me of Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit:
“With the lights out, it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us”
Comment by Todd Morris — December 25, 2007 @ 9:13 pm
Todd LMAO noooooo I really want to win. But today I did a quick stop at Problogger and I could not fucking believe this guys fucking post. Dude this guy has totally run out of crap to post about. A fucking post about grass?????? WTF???? I am so amazed at the fact that this guy is first on The Bloggers Choice Awards and he has 37k feed readers. I so want to kick this guys ass on the Awards LMAO
Comment by Vic — December 25, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
Hi Vic, you waste 6 min of my time watching the fucking video about wall painting. That is really boring stuff.
And I still feel there is some hidden meaning to it.
Comment by bmunch — December 25, 2007 @ 9:47 pm
I haven’t been over to problogger for 3 days and you had me pondering wtf you were writing before I saw Todd’s comment.
Damn! I always get myself fooled and like you always like to say, I LMAO after that!
Comment by costa — December 25, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
Vic, you had me there for a minute
Sometimes your humor catches me off guard dude!! Now lets get back to making money 
Have a great Christmas!!
Comment by Mike Pedersen — December 25, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
Alot of comments on that post thanking him for the video, and how “oh my god you’re so right” it is.
I bet about 75%-80% of those comments are made in hopes that someone will click their url link back to their blog.
Comment by Desty — December 25, 2007 @ 11:17 pm
hey Vic I warned you yesterday about posting about things like watching grass grow or trying to pull a fast one over us how we can make money while you change the baby’s diapers on video wtf! LMAO!
Comment by YC — December 25, 2007 @ 11:30 pm
Reminds me of this scene from the Monty Python Movie, The Life of Brian: We are all individuals
Comment by Frank C — December 25, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
40 seconds to read. Sorry I never click videos. Ever notice how much time you lose in a day doing that?
Comment by AlexK — December 26, 2007 @ 12:04 am
WTF! That’s a shitty color to paint a wall! Even I know that! LMAO!
Comment by Elliott — December 26, 2007 @ 12:39 am
LMAO I thought it would make you guys laugh, I still can not believe this asshole made a video about watching grass.
Comment by Vic — December 26, 2007 @ 5:38 am
I actually hit his site and LMAO when I saw the video because I remembered what you said and it then made sense.
Comment by Vic — December 26, 2007 @ 5:39 am
Very much so.
Comment by Vic — December 26, 2007 @ 5:39 am
LMAO I went on YouTube and search painting a wall the first video that came up was the perfect choice LOL I had found one on another site that was like 20 minutes but you guys would had fucking killed me so I decided with this one.
Comment by Vic — December 26, 2007 @ 5:41 am
Well Costa I was hoping to make you guys laugh and for the new guy coming to the site realize how much time both Problogger and John CHow make people lose time instead of making money.
Comment by Vic — December 26, 2007 @ 5:42 am
LMAO I am an acquired taste, but I was hoping you folks got it and laugh a bit.
Comment by Vic — December 26, 2007 @ 5:43 am
I’m glad I got the point. I was grinning from ear to ear at your remarks of wasting our time.
Still blogs that only have an embedded video are often given a miss by me.
Problogger? Deleted from my RSS a few months ago. While it only takes 2 seconds to check their post. I still found it a waste of my time.
Comment by AlexK — December 26, 2007 @ 8:38 am
You got me!
Shows how my brain works – I watched the video waiting for the punch-line… like maybe he was gonna throw the pot of paint at the wall or do something outrageous but NOOOOOOO he just painted the fucking wall!
I had to laugh out loud when it ended!
D’oh!
Terry
Comment by Terry Didcott — December 26, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
LMAO sorry Terry to have wasted time from your lives but shit like that drives me Bonkers and I swear I just do not get it. Especially the comments thanking him for such a wonderful post. WTF??? Drives me insane.
Comment by Vic — December 26, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
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Maki, Clarke and Shoemoney had better watch their posts or they might be next.
Vic I laughed my ass off – no acronym this time!
Comment by Grizzly — December 26, 2007 @ 4:45 pm
Coming from NZ I too thought he’d throw the can at the wall. That’s all I expect from Youtube and kiwi humor. And I watched it because Vic must think it’s important. I am so gullible.
Does that make me ‘web fodder’?
Comment by Mirol — December 26, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
LMAO I knew you would get it.
Comment by Vic — December 27, 2007 @ 10:43 am
Vic, you certainly do what you say. I found this post on one of the scuttle sites. I was just looking to see if my posts were turning up OK and here was this post along with some others you submitted.
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