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My $400.00 Lunch

By Vic on Dec 19, 2007 in Bloggers

After getting hacked yesterday I decided to take a break today and went to lunch with my wife. We went to a very expensive restaurant at a luxury hotel close to our home. It was a crazy morning because we looked at our bank account and to our surprise our our savings had come down from $234,000 to a bit under $233,000 so you folks know I will be hitting it hard this week.
 
Anyway on our way to the restaurant we stopped to get gas and this crazy bum scratched the door of our new Mercedes with a supermarket cart, fucking homeless I wished they would pick them up all of them and just put there ass in jail. It really really pisst me off because I had told my wife that we should take her Mercedes that even though is only a year old mine is brand new.
 
We get to the restaurant and again it was crazy you are trying to eat and all these people kept bothering us to take photos with me, you know after the magazine here locally published the article on Blogging Zoom it has being stupid. People do not respect another persons privacy. The sad part many of these same assholes that want the picture taken with me all they wanted for is to go home and uploaded to there blogs and act like they know me and built there credibility on my credibility. Fucking losers.
 
The waiter brings our food. I said fuck it I made some serious cash this week I deserve to take a break and spend some money on me, so I ordered some stuffed lobster and caviar now I know must of you people cant afford this life style but tell you what if you ever want to feel how my life is say fuck it and go get a small personal loan and spend the money on some stuffed lobster and caviar it is amazing my wife had the salmon stuffed mushrooms at the end of the dinner we ordered a special ice cream that is deep fried and each serving cost $30.00 because it has a bit of caviar on the top. Tell you what again, I know you people can not afford this but OMG it is heaven you would think the sweet ice cream and strawberries would not go with something so salty as caviar but is is just amazing how these two such different things mix in your mouth.
 
So after a great lunch it was time to pay the bill. It was a bit under $350.00 because of the Dom Pérignon we had ordered, I know you folks my think this is insane but remember this is because you guys really do not make any money but for us it is nothing. So I paid my bill and gave a $50.00 tip to the waiter he really did not deserve it but my wife says I am to good, I agree sometimes people take advantage of my kindness.
 
Well this is the story of my fake $400.00 lunch and you are about now saying mmm WTF? So what does this have to do with MAKING MONEY? NOT A FUCKING THING!!!!! Please folks tell me I do not have to explain this post.

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29 Comments

  1. bloggingzoom.com on 19.12.2007 at 15:57

    My $400.00 Lunch | Blogger Unleashed…

    I decided to give you guys a view of my life. I went to lunch today and had a wonderful time even though people always seem to envy ones success and want to ruin my day. I know most of you folks can not really afford to have a $400.00 lunch but hey not…

  2. Mike Olbinski on 19.12.2007 at 15:57 (Reply)

    hahahahahaaha hahahahahahaha

    Great job!

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 20:23 (Reply)

      Yeah I knew you like it.

  3. Frank C on 19.12.2007 at 16:10 (Reply)

    You know, you really need pictures with a post like this in order to have ’social proof’. :)

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 20:24 (Reply)

      Frank I am above that. LMAO

    2. bmunch on 19.12.2007 at 23:39 (Reply)

      I agree Frank.

      Vic you need the pictures to comlplete the whole package. You can’t do things half half, can you?

  4. Mirol on 19.12.2007 at 16:35 (Reply)

    I think I know that person!

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 20:26 (Reply)

      I guess I nailed it huh?

  5. Jason A Clark on 19.12.2007 at 16:42 (Reply)

    LMAO!!!

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 20:27 (Reply)

      ;)

  6. Making Sales Making Money on 19.12.2007 at 18:07 (Reply)

    This is a beauty, LOL

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 20:27 (Reply)

      Thanks Don we got something pending. I will get in touch tomorrow with you.

  7. ジェイソン (Jason) on 19.12.2007 at 19:30 (Reply)

    Hmm … I’m sure I’ve seen another blogger write articles like :P

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 20:29 (Reply)

      LOL pretty transparent huh?

  8. Grizzly on 19.12.2007 at 19:31 (Reply)

    I bet Vic is a closet JC wannabe - he just knows too much about him. hehe

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 20:29 (Reply)

      Mmmm Maybe I am John Chow and this is just another one of my scams. Yeah, yeah I think I have then fooled mmmm yess I do.

      ;)

  9. Trent Brownrigg on 19.12.2007 at 22:39 (Reply)

    Haha hilarious! Yep you definitely nailed it! I don’t think anyone is wondering who you were mocking unless they haven’t been to his blog before.

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 22:49 (Reply)

      Thanks I thought I did a pretty good imitation.

  10. Elliott on 19.12.2007 at 22:43 (Reply)

    Hey, I guess you and Chow made up and this is his guest post?

    WHen is your’s gonna be on his site?

    LMAO!

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 22:49 (Reply)

      LMAO I am serious the sad part is this is a joke over here but over there it is actually serious. Just sad.

  11. bmunch on 19.12.2007 at 23:46 (Reply)

    Even before I flip over to your site from Google reader, I was thinking “Shit, now Vic got to go be a JC wannabe and did a Lunch Post.”

    I was glad this is a social experiment on your part.

    So how about a mock “$400″ ReviewMe review?

    You know with the keywords ” ordered this review”? :)

    1. Vic on 19.12.2007 at 23:50 (Reply)

      LMAO I love it, let’s see if in the next weeks I spring one on you guys.

  12. Lizard Wisdom on 20.12.2007 at 00:34 (Reply)

    Absolutely beautiful!

    Due to being tired, it took me until the beginning of the 3rd paragraph to figure out what was going on.

    Brilliant!

    You hit the nail on the head with this one!

    -Marshall

    1. Vic on 20.12.2007 at 00:48 (Reply)

      I just wanted to show people that come new to the site the difference between a real site that talks about money and the serious but sad joke sites like his are. At the same time I was hoping you folks would laugh.

  13. Monika @ The Writers Manifesto on 20.12.2007 at 06:15 (Reply)

    Hahaha….Vic,

    And here I keep hearing that JC is driving a Porsche. What happened to yours? :-)

    1. Vic on 20.12.2007 at 07:45 (Reply)

      LMAO I am more of a Mercedes guy ;)

  14. Tiberius Burciu on 20.12.2007 at 14:43 (Reply)

    LOL! For a couple of seconds I thought you’ve hangout with Chow at some Chinese restaurant, or something..and I bet afterwards you’ve both taken a ride with a Lamborghini:)) Btw, when will you change your “boring, not John Chow-like” banner of your blog? I’m amazed you haven’t placed a Lamborghini there, instead of that guy..HAHAHA..Just kiddin’;)

    Cheers,
    Tiberius

  15. Court on 21.12.2007 at 21:57 (Reply)

    Vic I just saw this for the first time lol that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life. :)

  16. The Monetizer on 22.12.2007 at 10:56 (Reply)

    Too funny…I’m taking the personal loan out now and will get pics of the stuffed Lobster :)

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