My $400.00 Lunch

After getting hacked yesterday I decided to take a break today and went to lunch with my wife. We went to a very expensive restaurant at a luxury hotel close to our home. It was a crazy morning because we looked at our bank account and to our surprise our our savings had come down from $234,000 to a bit under $233,000 so you folks know I will be hitting it hard this week.
 
Anyway on our way to the restaurant we stopped to get gas and this crazy bum scratched the door of our new Mercedes with a supermarket cart, fucking homeless I wished they would pick them up all of them and just put there ass in jail. It really really pisst me off because I had told my wife that we should take her Mercedes that even though is only a year old mine is brand new.
 
We get to the restaurant and again it was crazy you are trying to eat and all these people kept bothering us to take photos with me, you know after the magazine here locally published the article on Blogging Zoom it has being stupid. People do not respect another persons privacy. The sad part many of these same assholes that want the picture taken with me all they wanted for is to go home and uploaded to there blogs and act like they know me and built there credibility on my credibility. Fucking losers.
 
The waiter brings our food. I said fuck it I made some serious cash this week I deserve to take a break and spend some money on me, so I ordered some stuffed lobster and caviar now I know must of you people cant afford this life style but tell you what if you ever want to feel how my life is say fuck it and go get a small personal loan and spend the money on some stuffed lobster and caviar it is amazing my wife had the salmon stuffed mushrooms at the end of the dinner we ordered a special ice cream that is deep fried and each serving cost $30.00 because it has a bit of caviar on the top. Tell you what again, I know you people can not afford this but OMG it is heaven you would think the sweet ice cream and strawberries would not go with something so salty as caviar but is is just amazing how these two such different things mix in your mouth.
 
So after a great lunch it was time to pay the bill. It was a bit under $350.00 because of the Dom Pérignon we had ordered, I know you folks my think this is insane but remember this is because you guys really do not make any money but for us it is nothing. So I paid my bill and gave a $50.00 tip to the waiter he really did not deserve it but my wife says I am to good, I agree sometimes people take advantage of my kindness.
 
Well this is the story of my fake $400.00 lunch and you are about now saying mmm WTF? So what does this have to do with MAKING MONEY? NOT A FUCKING THING!!!!! Please folks tell me I do not have to explain this post.

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